A Snarky View (vol 1)
Since the A-Rod Rockne Show is on hiatus until coach Akua29's financial demands are met, the powers-to-be has given the green light to "A Snarky View". This show will hopefully be a sarcastic view of things going on in Rockne. If you are thin-skin, please stop here before your feelings are hurt and you take your ball and go home
Before we get started, any coach who would like to fill in for the Smart Dog, please send a site mail to the unworthy author listed above. You may also include any topics that you would like to discuss with the Snarky Dog.
Smart Dog: Welcome Snarky Dog as we host our first show. I have several topics I am looking forward to discussing with you today.
Snarky Dog: Yeah, yeah, yeah...let's get on with it. The only reason I am here today is either to do this or watch those fabulous floppers play football with that round ball. Really!!!
Smart Dog: With Coach Akua29 taking some time off from Texas A&M-Commerce football, which teams are the favorites to win the title this season.
Snarky Dog: Are those the type of hilarious questions I can expect. It is Long Island. I'll take them and you can have everyone else. I know four teams, Cheyney, St Joseph's, Bowie State, and Indianapolis, that could beat Long Island.
Smart Dog: Come on now Snarky Dog. You have to make sense before you lose your credibility. Bowie State doesn't even have a human coach this season.
Snarky Dog: My bad. Jeez. I forgot to specify the world. Cheyney from Heisman, St Joseph's from Bryant, Bowie State from Leahy, and Stagg's Indianapolis. They are all coached by Bigpoppa85 and would be fun to watch him beat himself.
Smart Dog: OK. I agree with Long Island but have a few others that could get the title this season. Bloomsburg, North Alabama, and Shepherd are all legit. Additionally, as we seen in the past, a new coach at a top-10 team can add the impetus to get the team a title. This season we have Humboldt State, West Chester, and the already mentioned Texas A&M-Commerce teams.
Snarky Dog: Whatever. Give me Long Island. He took over a team that was famous for first round disappearances and built it into the top team in Rockne.
Snarky Dog: Don't know nothin about those new coaches. Coach Maldito has one title in forever. Heck, he's older than you, Smart Dog. Coach Lsusaint is disqualified by just his name only. Phooey. Then there's Coach Mcbethbr. Well to be or not to be, Mcbethbr has 88 championships, but I need to hire a math teacher to figure out what it is after applying a canadian discount.
Smart Dog: Let's change topic and tell us one team that could make a surprise run to at least the final four this season.
Snarky Dog: I would say Valdosta State since they have been under-performing under their current coach. But then again, they will need some luck to reach the third round. My pick would be North Dakota State. Their defense is loaded with juniors and seniors. Coach Zharkins should be extremely motivated after their first round elimination last season.
Smart Dog: Very good. One final question to finish up this episode. What does it take to win a championship in Rockne?
Snarky Dog: Duh, good players. When my players are better than yours, I win. Now the question should have been was how to get the better players. My advice is to offer them doggie biscuits to sign with you and then keep rewarding them with more biscuits when they do good. It work with you, Smart Dog, it can work with them.
Smart Dog: I'm glad to say we are out of time for today. Hope you enjoyed the show. Remember we would love to have you on the show as a guest.